Hello All,
It is with great urgency that I write you this letter. In a little under 48 hours time I fly to San Francisco to visit the homie 5 ill of United States of Mind. He is pictured here.
somebodies seen Saturday Night Fever one too many times
However, as I looked in my accounts I realize that I am not going to have enough money for recreational activities on this vacation (you know like sightseeing, riding the trolleys, hookers, blow, seeing concerts, dining, more blow, recording time, and bike rentals). Of course, I could’ve managed my money better by doing less blow and hookers in detroit (there’s no trolley rides here) but it is what it is. I also shouldn’t have given 50% of my life savings to a midget financial accountant named Dallas (never trust people named after cities) but we are where we are.
Anyways, I will be tending bar at The Bosco this Wednesday (December 2nd) for our weekly night “Barely Legal Wednesdays” (Yes you read that right….don’t judge us).
i feel like this is not helping my cause
I urge one and all to come out and drink in abundance and tip well. Let me be honest here. I actually don’t care if you drink at all as long as you tip well, but my bosses will like you more if you spend some dough. Just kidding in that completely serious sort of way. In addition to my winning personality and award winning service, DJ Erv will be your soul providah for the evening (that means he provides the soul) and it will also be the lovely Ms. Jackie Barnes’s birthday celebration so come out and say hey to her as well, but most importantly give me money.
If you can’t make it to The Bosco on Wednesday it’s okay. You can just western union it straight to San Francisco. Hey if I make enough money on Wednesday I will even share some of the hookers and blow with 5 ill (not necessarily in that order and of course in addition to the trolley rides and sight seeing). Just because we’re starving artists it doesn’t mean we can’t ball outta control sometimes (actually I think it means exactly that but I’m trying to be the exception to the rule here people.) If not for me….do it for the hookers.
and lets not forget about….
Oh and I almost forgot. Before anyone gets all up in arms about this blog and takes this seriously (except for the money part of course) reeeelaaaax.
